..very few decent political commentators that are for their cause.

So right, Cam. After years of these buggers it never occurred to me there could be a good suite of them – it’s a revelation to imagine what might have happened over the last decade had there been more than the clowns in support of the Coalition.

Pictures of jesters with funny hats and coloured-dot suits jerking bristle-eyed across the forecourt come to mind, and fawning mindless nudies squirming on the tiles, with Benny Hill type colonels on a parapet of raked up leaves looking solemnly over, themselves wary of the Walter Mitty generals in full battle regalia court-parading back and forth in the background. Maybe throw in a befuddled mix of the lot, in the form of the Belushi brother from Animal House, replete with backward faced watch, scrambling like a crab crossed with an arcade game between covers of bushes, dustbins and corners – ready for action. Yessir!!

But if there were good commentators as mentioned, one wonders how much they’d have suffered in the purposely dumbed down national debate.

Wait! Here comes a squadron leader with furrowed brow and fake handgrenades for testicles – must run!