Something went horribly, terribly wrong last night. The server is all kinds of weird and frankly I am amazed it is working at all. It will let me log in but fails to reboot when told to.
Over the fold is a diagrammatic explanation of my feelings on the matter.
Update: “Epic” is only world left to describe all the things that went wrong today, both in the first place and during the attempt to fix things. Today it was a mix of “why the **** did they do THAT?” and “GOD I HATE WORDPRESS episode 579,294″.