It’s pointless and miserable and contrived as ‘news’ on nothing more than HD’s presence at Oxford ie out of the blue and gratuitous. Slow news day. Or someone with a bitchier motive. I’m quite sure ‘Skeptic’ neither needs nor particularly welcomes my empathetic disdain for it. But like the treatment of THTSTP PE’s dig seemed incongruous and contrived and grubby. Is all.

Shorely shome mishtake, Gummo. Speaking of, TB’s site ain’t the only place short on lacerating satirical critique just now. Anyone else seen the gratuitous job on ’sceptic’lawyer in the last Eye? Contrived, tawdry, petty, pointless…no fan myself, but some spiteful nob in Oz has obviously got too much time on their hands. I hope she - you, if you’re reading, HD - send them a simple ‘Dear Eye, Get fucked’.

Mind you, I’d be cutting that one out to keep, too. Kudos, dude.

* Lefty Gummo posting about my noting it;

* Lefty Niall missing lefty Gummo’s obvious sarcasm;

* Lefty Lambert’s attempt to correct lefty Niall;

* Lefty Niall misunderstanding lefty Lambert’s correction, and offering a bizarre “fact” assertion;

* Lefty Lambert’s second attempt at correcting lefty Niall;

* Lefty Niall insulting lefty Lambert, and;

* Lefty Gummo possibly misunderstanding lefty Niall’s target re “tripe”.

And you people wonder why the rest of us find you so entertaining. Do continue.

Teenager 2: “I can’t even tell anymore.”