Important Public Service Announcement
Posted by Jacques Chester on Friday, May 2, 2008
The new season of Australia’s Next Top Model has started. And you know what that means — each episode is being forensically funnied by PetStarr of Bland Canyon:
OHM OY GOURD CAN YOY EVEN BELOYVE IT?
ANTM is like, totally on again! And after winning fans, admiration and even the blessing of the anointed one, ANTM3 winner Alice Burdeu (I’m not kidding - see that big old quote over on the right there? That ain’t made up you know), I’ve decided to get back on the model rollercoaster and blog ANTM4 for your reading pleasure.
So, shall we kick it? Yes we shall.
First, the model run down. There are the requisite weird names (Caris, Leiden, Demelza, Alamela), protruding hip bones, and bitchy looks. That’s all you need to know for now.
The first models rock up and are made to sit in an empty room that looks like it could be an exhibit at the Tate called Study in Minimalism II. The same could be said of Alexandra’s brain. She’s 20, and a “university student” (I think you’ll find they all are, actually, although it’s unclear if any of them actually go) who explains that “My confidence comes from just the fact that I know I look good.” Simple, really.
Go get your dose of laughs, folks.
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I might also mention out of the glare of the main article that it’s a perfect show: lots of glamazons to perve on and constant unintentional hilarity.
Posted on 02-May-08 at 10:04 am | PermalinkI wonder how many girls from Mt. Druitt are auditioning?
Hurricane Shazza hit Mt Druitt in the early hours of Monday 17th March 2008.
Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering ‘Faaackinell’.
The hurricane devastated the area causing approximately $30 worth of damage. Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed.many locals were woken well before their Centrelink cheques arrived. Mt. Druitt Times reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Mt Druitt..
One resident - Tracy Maree Sharon Britney Madonna Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said
Apparently, looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal.
The Australian Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Bacardi-Breezers to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including Health Care Cards, Jewellery from Kmart, and Bone China from Big W.
HOW CAN YOU HELP???
This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most sought after the items most needed include: flannelette shirts, tight blue jeans or spandex, singlets (blue & white) white sport socks, Ugg boots and any other items usually sold in Priceline or The Reject Shop.
Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same. Required foodstuffs urgently needed include: Microwave meals, Baked Beans,Ice cream, Chips, Fizzy drinks. Donations of $15.00 will be taken to buy a packet of winny blue 25s and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.
**Breaking news** Mt Druitt Uniting Church has cancelled their local ‘Nativity Display’ due to their inability to find three wise men or a virgin.
Please don’t forward this to anyone living in Mt Druitt - oh, stuff it, they won’t be able to read it, anyway !!!
Posted on 02-May-08 at 10:14 am | PermalinkGreenfield, you elitist snob, you…………………….LUVVVIE.
Posted on 02-May-08 at 11:18 am | PermalinkI wonder if Greenfield lives in Balmain.
Posted on 02-May-08 at 11:59 am | PermalinkOh come on Darlene you old bogan Westie, don’t tell me you didn’t let out just a wee chortle.
Posted on 02-May-08 at 12:33 pm | PermalinkMaybe the first few times it got trotted out, John. I can almost recite it from heart by now though.
Posted on 02-May-08 at 1:14 pm | Permalinkgilmae
Indeed. But surely we are obliged to share the joy with The Luvvies, who otherwise are denied such insights?
Posted on 02-May-08 at 2:56 pm | PermalinkSo…
Who wrote it?
Posted on 02-May-08 at 3:24 pm | PermalinkOh, I’ve been on a few corporate networks in my time. I can assure you, the luvvies and the unicorns and the competent marketing girls have passed this one around the exchange server more times than I’ve had Elvis around for a cheese-and-methamphetamine-burger dinner.
Posted on 02-May-08 at 6:35 pm | PermalinkHey bro, stop dissin’ the Druitt!
Posted on 02-May-08 at 7:10 pm | PermalinkResidents of Toorak were discovered early this morning wandering in confused hordes through South Yarra, heading for the river, marshalled forwards by a legion of zombies chanting “margin call”…. same rhetorical trope, same junk.
Posted on 03-May-08 at 2:33 pm | Permalink