Quoth (someone apparently imitating) Bronwyn Bishop:

Mr Assange should be aggressively interrogated until he reveals the location of the stolen cables, so they can be retrieved.

This is wrong on at least two levels. Given Australia’s record in matching MPs and ministries she’ll wind up as Attorney-General and Minister for Communication.

Update: That said, I might be the victim of a most excellent troll.

Bravo, trolls. Bravo. The art of high quality trolling demands that the trolling be entirely believable. IHBT. IHL. HAND.