Go to Tim Blair’s blog, take the “dodginess” quiz and post your score in Tim’s comment box. I was only moderately dodgy, as befits a centrist, at 7 years prison and a 7,500 pound fine. Of course, they were mostly committed when I was young and silly (as opposed to middle-aged and almost equally silly, but lacking the energy to be bothered).
6.5 and $2,400 – but then, I was an altar boy….
7 years but no fine. Must’ve been all that masturbation and shoplifting…
20 years and $7,500 fines. And I’ve always been considereed a goody two shoes. I guess I must move in rough circles.
5 years in prison, no fine. Fuck, I’m such a goody-goody.
Years in prison: 23 Potential fine: