I think I feel sick

Emma Tom is in Darwin. Who else could visit Crocodylus Park and then write a column about croc penises (and croc sex in general)?

About Ken Parish

Ken Parish is a legal academic, with research areas in public law (constitutional and administrative law), civil procedure and teaching & learning theory and practice. He has been a legal academic for almost 20 years. Before that he ran a legal practice in Darwin for 15 years and was a Member of the NT Legislative Assembly for almost 4 years in the early 1990s.
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Yobbo
2022 years ago

Somebody push her in!

Geoff Honnor
Geoff Honnor
2022 years ago

There was some filler news item during the week about a uni study into croc dental hygiene. Apparently there’s more mortality from post-bite
infection than the bite itself. The study was aimed at checking out the nature of the greebies in crocs’ teeth in order to establish best-practice response. It occurred to me that the last thing that I’d be concerning myself about during a croc attack was whether it flossed or not…

Dolly
Dolly
2022 years ago

There’s practically nothing about croc penises here Ken. You own me.

Tex
Tex
2022 years ago

At least she’s not writing essays on her tampons anymore

Dolly
Dolly
2022 years ago

Did I say ‘own’. Goodness gracious, actually, I meant ‘owe’, naturally, as a matter of fact. Thanks for asking. What did I do with my stockings? who took those WMDs? where’s my mirror? Mummy …

Norman
Norman
2022 years ago

Glad you cleared that up, Dolly. I’d begun thinking he was running a bordello.