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Today’s NT News reports that the local Army Reserve has begun training the ultimate deterant to invasion of the Top End. Major ‘Sammy’ Serambuka, project team leader told the News, “Crocs may appear stupid, but they are as easy to train as an average RWDB, in fact there is not a lot of difference in IQ”, he said.
There, all set it up, just got to make sure that Glenn Reynolds reads it and hey presto, the life cycle of the news story is off and running.