Virus alert

What with the Blaster virus and Sobig F still causing headaches in computer networks around the world, I thought it was worthwhile posting this joke email just forwarded by Suzy Kruhse

BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES:

CLINTON VIRUS:

Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.

VIAGRA VIRUS:

Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

LEWINSKY VIRUS:

Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.

RONALD REAGAN VIRUS:

Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

MIKE TYSON VIRUS:

Quits after two bytes.

DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS:

Deletes all old files.

ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS:

Disks can no longer be inserted.

TITANIC VIRUS (A strain of the Lewinsky Virus):

Your whole computer goes down.

DISNEY VIRUS:

Everything in your computer goes Goofy.

PROZAC VIRUS:

Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn’t care.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS:

Terminates some files, leaves, but it will be back.

LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS:

Re-formats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.

About Ken Parish

Ken Parish is a legal academic, with research areas in public law (constitutional and administrative law), civil procedure and teaching & learning theory and practice. He has been a legal academic for almost 20 years. Before that he ran a legal practice in Darwin for 15 years and was a Member of the NT Legislative Assembly for almost 4 years in the early 1990s.
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Gianna
2022 years ago

speaking of Suzy, Ken – can you please pass on that my reply to her email keeps bouncing…is her mailbox full again or something? cheers.