What with the Blaster virus and Sobig F still causing headaches in computer networks around the world, I thought it was worthwhile posting this joke email just forwarded by Suzy Kruhse
BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES:
CLINTON VIRUS:
Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.
VIAGRA VIRUS:
Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
LEWINSKY VIRUS:
Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
RONALD REAGAN VIRUS:
Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
MIKE TYSON VIRUS:
Quits after two bytes.
DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS:
Deletes all old files.
ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS:
Disks can no longer be inserted.
TITANIC VIRUS (A strain of the Lewinsky Virus):
Your whole computer goes down.
DISNEY VIRUS:
Everything in your computer goes Goofy.
PROZAC VIRUS:
Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn’t care.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS:
Terminates some files, leaves, but it will be back.
LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS:
Re-formats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.
speaking of Suzy, Ken – can you please pass on that my reply to her email keeps bouncing…is her mailbox full again or something? cheers.