Where angels fear to tread

A wise man would leave well enough alone, and let the dust settle before venturing back into provocative blogging. But the combination of Bush, Blair, and sado-masochism is too tempting to resist. As this News Online story notes:

For its 10th anniversary, upmarket London corset and lingerie boutique Agent Provocateur has put a clip on its website showing Bush, or rather an actor who looks like him, excitedly awaiting an after-lunch visit from his dom.

In she struts on killer black stilettos, tying up the leader of the free world by the wrists, then twisting his nipple with a plumber’s wrench before performing a striptease and whipping him on his boyish white briefs. …

Here’s a link to the video. Feel free to fulminate. I’m going out for the night.

About Ken Parish

Ken Parish is a legal academic, with research areas in public law (constitutional and administrative law), civil procedure and teaching & learning theory and practice. He has been a legal academic for almost 20 years. Before that he ran a legal practice in Darwin for 15 years and was a Member of the NT Legislative Assembly for almost 4 years in the early 1990s.
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Peter Murphy
2022 years ago

I’m a little confused. Agent Provocateur are covering the old Joy Division “She’s Lost Control” song. Are they a boutique or a band? More to the matter: is their cover any good? I like JD’s 12″ keyboard version, so I’d be fussy with any cover. (Oddly enough, the “original” they had on Unknown Pleasures is probably my least favourite track on that album.)

In she struts on killer black stilettos, tying up the leader of the free world by the wrists, then twisting his nipple with a plumber’s wrench before performing a striptease and whipping him on his boyish white briefs.

But was that with the chief parliamentary whip? (Ka-ba-boom-crash!) Thank you, thank you – try the flounder.

Scott Wickstein
2022 years ago

Ken I am happy to host you but if you are going to provide links to porn, at least make sure they work properly (it’s klunky and slow).

If you want to link to porn in future, let me know and I’ll plonk it on the server so readers get the benefit…

Scott Wickstein
2022 years ago

Sorry the HTML didn’t show up.. i meant to leave an *end fulminate* tag but it doesnt show.

Geoff Honnor
Geoff Honnor
2022 years ago

“A wise man would leave well enough alone, and let the dust settle before venturing back into provocative blogging”

But not a swashbuckling, blogospherical soldier of fortune :) I only glimpsed the video – my mother once told me to eschew online porn – but I thought the guy looked more like Simon Crean with a very bad haircut.

Ken Parish
Ken Parish
2022 years ago

I don’t see it as porn, more political art or satire. Like the blokes who used to claim they only bought Playboy for its erudite journalism.

And I certainly wouldn’t want to house the porn political art on Scott’s server, because that would breach copyright. Even we of the post-moral majority have our limits.

Scott Wickstein
2022 years ago

Actually it might melt down the server too… bad idea, I agree.

Geoff Honnor
Geoff Honnor
2022 years ago

“Like the blokes who used to claim they only bought Playboy for its erudite journalism.”

Well that was certainly my sole reason for purchase.

jen
jen
2022 years ago

Peter pleased to meet you. jd – especially Still – do you remember the 12″ single Atmosphere? – In Darwin music like that is not around …. lost forever –
The members of jd caught the moment – late 70’s -with more imagination and intensity than many of their contemporaries.
I like this clip/cover – wonder what Bernard et al make of it?…… besides a bit of money.

Peter Murphy
2022 years ago

Jen: like wise pleased to meet you. I admit I’m a late discoverer of JD – one of those teenage New Order fans in the mid-80s who heard about this “Ian Curtis” bloke, and wanted to find out more. There were quite a few contemporaries at university who shared the same tastes. I bought the CDs and later the box set; I’m a little young for the original platters.

I have heard rumours that JD exists in Karaoke form in Vietnam – the place where I’m coming from…

David Tiley
2022 years ago

Looks SHOCKING on Safari. Nothing to see but an amazing clean pair of Cottontails. Surely not after a beating?

Would we see Bush as a likely masochist? Blair – yes – but Bush?