“One More Kiss, Dear…”

Or, Yet Another Troppo Contest

At Fafblog, the Medium Lobster has a post which begins:

You’re in a desert, walking along in the sand, when you look down and see a tortoise.

This is standard procedure, designed and developed to protect you and the homeland. Do not be alarmed: you may be a terrorist.

The commenter who can pick which movie this post pays homage to, will win a mystery prize.

CAUTION: If you look at the comments on Fafblog, you are disqualified. You are also a terrorist.

CONTEST CLOSED: The judgeing is complete, and no correspondence will be entered into. Comments are now closed. Don Arthur will shortly be hosting an awards ceremony where the winners of the following categories will be unveiled:

Phil K. Dick Award (First Prize)

Dr Bloodmoney Award for the Commenter Who Always Wins Comment Awards

‘Eye in the Sky’ Award for Posting a Link Which Gives Away the Answer

About Mark Bahnisch

Mark Bahnisch is a sociologist and is the founder of this blog. He has an undergraduate degree in history and politics from UQ, and postgraduate qualifications in sociology, industrial relations and political economy from Griffith and QUT. He has recently been awarded his PhD through the Humanities Program at QUT. Mark's full bio is on this page.
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Rowen
2022 years ago

Damn. I must be a terrorist. And it didn’t even help me. No prizes for me. Closest I can come up with is the Insanity Pepper episode of The Simpsons.

Factory
Factory
2022 years ago

Hmm, the line “You look down and see a tortoise. You reach over and flip it on its back.” gave it away for me. But than again I had a dream about an electric sheep last night.

yellowvinyl
2022 years ago

why are you asking about my mother?

Nabakov
Nabakov
2022 years ago

Bushgunner!

No, that’s not right.

Bombrunner?

Madeblunder?

Tubthumper?

Raidhumper?

um, Badpunner?

Hmm, should really cut down on the Can-D.

Mark Bahnisch
Mark Bahnisch
2022 years ago

Try Chew-Z instead!

Alan
Alan
2022 years ago

You are all shameless lackeys of the Man of Steel. Everyone knows this line is from the 2001 classic Borderrunner where Ruddock, noted chaser of replicants, observes a tortoise and stomps it to death with his jackboot.

yellowvinyl
2022 years ago

I know. it’s about Arnold Blutgelt, the new Governor of Mars. isn’t it?

BigBob
2022 years ago

A movie about the dangers of perambulating at high speed while working as chief fish cleaner in a sashimi kitchen.

Particularly apt line about the fish pulled from the tank

“Time to live……………Time to die.”

Kate
Kate
2022 years ago

Love that movie.

Robert
2022 years ago

Mark, have you seen More Human than Human? Six mayoral candidates were given the Voight-Kampff test, with entertaining results.

Robert
2022 years ago

Sorry, I didn’t realise the HTML would be stripped. Here is the URI:

http://www.thewavemag.com/pagegen.php?pagename=article&articleid=24031

Mark Bahnisch
Mark Bahnisch
2022 years ago

Gavin Newsom won the mayoralty. With that hair, he is obviously a replicant!

Mark Bahnisch
Mark Bahnisch
2022 years ago

The judgeing is complete, and no correspondence will be entered into. Comments are now closed. Don Arthur will shortly be hosting an awards ceremony where the winners of the following categories will be unveiled:

Phil K. Dick Award (First Prize)

Dr Bloodmoney Award for the Commenter Who Always Wins Comment Awards

‘Eye in the Sky’ Award for Posting a Link Which Gives Away the Answer