Or, Yet Another Troppo Contest
At Fafblog, the Medium Lobster has a post which begins:
You’re in a desert, walking along in the sand, when you look down and see a tortoise.
This is standard procedure, designed and developed to protect you and the homeland. Do not be alarmed: you may be a terrorist.
The commenter who can pick which movie this post pays homage to, will win a mystery prize.
CAUTION: If you look at the comments on Fafblog, you are disqualified. You are also a terrorist.
CONTEST CLOSED: The judgeing is complete, and no correspondence will be entered into. Comments are now closed. Don Arthur will shortly be hosting an awards ceremony where the winners of the following categories will be unveiled:
Phil K. Dick Award (First Prize)
Dr Bloodmoney Award for the Commenter Who Always Wins Comment Awards
‘Eye in the Sky’ Award for Posting a Link Which Gives Away the Answer
Damn. I must be a terrorist. And it didn’t even help me. No prizes for me. Closest I can come up with is the Insanity Pepper episode of The Simpsons.
Hmm, the line “You look down and see a tortoise. You reach over and flip it on its back.” gave it away for me. But than again I had a dream about an electric sheep last night.
why are you asking about my mother?
Bushgunner!
No, that’s not right.
Bombrunner?
Madeblunder?
Tubthumper?
Raidhumper?
um, Badpunner?
Hmm, should really cut down on the Can-D.
Try Chew-Z instead!
You are all shameless lackeys of the Man of Steel. Everyone knows this line is from the 2001 classic Borderrunner where Ruddock, noted chaser of replicants, observes a tortoise and stomps it to death with his jackboot.
I know. it’s about Arnold Blutgelt, the new Governor of Mars. isn’t it?
A movie about the dangers of perambulating at high speed while working as chief fish cleaner in a sashimi kitchen.
Particularly apt line about the fish pulled from the tank
“Time to live……………Time to die.”
Love that movie.
Mark, have you seen More Human than Human? Six mayoral candidates were given the Voight-Kampff test, with entertaining results.
Sorry, I didn’t realise the HTML would be stripped. Here is the URI:
http://www.thewavemag.com/pagegen.php?pagename=article&articleid=24031
Gavin Newsom won the mayoralty. With that hair, he is obviously a replicant!
The judgeing is complete, and no correspondence will be entered into. Comments are now closed. Don Arthur will shortly be hosting an awards ceremony where the winners of the following categories will be unveiled:
Phil K. Dick Award (First Prize)
Dr Bloodmoney Award for the Commenter Who Always Wins Comment Awards
‘Eye in the Sky’ Award for Posting a Link Which Gives Away the Answer