Puzzling New Evidence…

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A Troppo Scoop*

Troppo was the first to bring you news that Australia was discovered by Chinese Admiral Zheng He, and also broke the story that the Templars live in tunnels under Hertfordshire

The true identity of “Nabakov” (pictured above, centre), the commenter who always wins comment awards, can now be revealed to the blogosphere public, courtesy of another mystery Troppo commenter:

“Hi Senor Zukemov Nabakov. So at last we meet up with you.you being the badly spanish speaking ex Russian night soil collector from kharkov in the Ukraine. Your spanish Stinks!!However I have listened to worse childish statements deriding me, and despite your rudeness hope you find suitable employment after the sewer arrives in your hamlet.Your medieval monastic mutterings Decoded by my Friend an elderly defrocked Jesuit priest, revealed your ditty had been plaguerised from an instrution text; found in a !933 Portuguese motor cycle manual. How dare you suggest my chain needs adjustment, or are you the nut needed to fulfill the task. Bravo El Bastardo. Viva El Toro. Lesbo.”

Right, I’m glad that’s cleared up. Off to do some work now, despite the appalling Brisvegas heat.

ELSEWHERE: The host of the blog comment awards was of course, Australia’s true G-G, Terry Sedgwick. Unfortunately, I think the post where he announced the awards disappeared when mblog ate his archives.

UPDATE: Via Boynton in comments, here’s the G-G’s post.

NOTE: Image courtesy of Lost Splendour.

About Mark Bahnisch

Mark Bahnisch is a sociologist and is the founder of this blog. He has an undergraduate degree in history and politics from UQ, and postgraduate qualifications in sociology, industrial relations and political economy from Griffith and QUT. He has recently been awarded his PhD through the Humanities Program at QUT. Mark's full bio is on this page.
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Geoff Honnor
Geoff Honnor
2022 years ago

That’s either Rasputin or the God of Ph.D procrastination.

Mark Bahnisch
2022 years ago

The latter, Geoff, I’m outa here. Might go to the Uni library to escape the bloody heat.

Rex
Rex
2022 years ago
flute
2022 years ago

…and so he put down his half written thesis and reached for the keyboard with feverish fingertips….

boynton
2022 years ago
David Tiley
2022 years ago

Great image source. Thanks. Bugger all this talk about talk – show us the pictures!

Nabakov
Nabakov
2022 years ago

Yup, I think ole’s Leslie’s a few ignition plugs short of a two-stroke. But how did he/she/it know about my secret Famel Zundapp fetish. Strange.

Also that’s a really out of date photo. Nowadays, I’m clean-shaven with blond tips, dressed in Armani and provide sexual counselling services to oligarchs’ wives. Also, if you wanna pick up some fissile material, penis enlargement treatments or red mercury, I can hook you up with my homieovitchs next time yer in Moscow.

Francis Xavier Holden
2022 years ago

” Nowadays, I’m clean-shaven with blond tips,…”

You whispered to me it was a full brazilian.

Nabakov
Nabakov
2022 years ago

“You whispered to me it was a full brazilian.”

Only around my Belize.