Hello. I am Dr Troppo. It has come to my attention that many of you have problems that you haven’t managed to solve by reading magazines or watching Dr Phil on TV. Well, you’re in luck. I can help you deal with these problems in person, here on the internet. Enter your problem in the comments box below and if I have the time and inclination I will give you my advice. It’s that simple.
Before we start let’s get a few things clear:
- If you put something in the comments box that I don’t like, my receptionist will delete it.
- I may edit your questions to make them clearer, more honest, or more entertaining. For example "Who does this Dr Troppo guy think he is? What a f*#@ing moron!" might be edited to "Help me Dr Troppo, I got drunk last night and I think I had sex with best friend’s dog."
- I am a ‘sock puppet‘ not a real person. Just as characters in soap operas can only receive gifts on their TV shows, you can only interact with me here at Troppo. I am not able to marry you or be the father of your children.
- I am a real doctor in exactly the same way as Dr House is a real doctor. Don’t make me explain this to you.
- My advice is free. There is a reason for this.