And now from the global movement against euphamism comes . . .

Shit Box

Cardboard crapper

Shit Box
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In Stock £14.99
Shit Box
In Stock £15.99
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Poos. We all do them (except Her Maj, of course). The trouble is, dropping Mr Brown and the kids off at the pool is nigh on impossible when youre enjoying the great outdoors. Yes, you can make like a bear and shit in the woods, but curling a log straight onto the ground feels a bit, well, dirty.

And on it goes – over the fold.
Comes with a fetching shoulder bagComes with a fetching shoulder bag!
Enter, with a snigger, a nudge and a somewhat aghast face, the Shit Box. As you can see, this charmingly named creation is a lightweight portable cardboard toilet, made specifically for outdoor use. Available in two sizes, the 14 original and a smaller Little Jack version for nippers, its ideal forfestival fans, campers, Portaloo-less builders, fishermen and kids caught short on long journeys.
how to 1

Pop box Unfold box Fold and insert tabs

how to 1

Turn around and insert stabiliser Insert poo bag Poop!

10 bio-degradable bags included10 bio-degradable
bags included

Flat-packed, the Shit Box pops open to become a rigid but comfy loo into which you can drop your fudge, again and again, without making a mess or gassing everyone within a 5 mile radius. Thats because it comes with 10 biodegradable poo bags. Genius! Simply pop one inside, lay your cable, remove the whole shebang, tie up the bag and shove it in your best mates sleeping bag sorry, we mean dispose of it responsibly.

Pooing in theShit BoxEnjoy the great outdoors, sitting on your throne!
Yes, we suppose you could hunt down the nearest fast food emporium for a quick McShit with lies but, as well as being unethical, its probably not as hygienic. Besides, ejecting a bum cigar in a restaurant is fraught with danger: no loo roll, weak flush, pebble-dashed bowl. You know the score. Plus the Shit Box doubles up as handy stool (forgive the pun) and comes in a rather fetching shoulder bagfor easy portability.

great for festivals!Great for festivals!

Okay, so squatting on a cardboard box isnt the most luxurious way to lose your Bungles fingers, but it certainly does the job when youre touching cloth in the middle of nowhere. To use the vernacular of todays festival goer, we think its the shit. By the way, if you think were trying to shoehorn in as many pooey euphemisms as possible, youd be right. But when a product is this brilliant, nothing we say is going to make a difference. Wed give it ten minutes if we were you

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14 years ago

Is “euphamism” an euphemism for something?

14 years ago

Love it when the euphomism is dirtier than the term being avoided.

When we were a Scout Leader (sadly, yes) we met a fellow Leader who inspired much of the following definitions of Aussie slang

Ocean outfalls: 1) Until the 1990s, the preferred means of inserting the numerous and world-famous Manly mullets and Bondi cigars into the waters of Sydneys world-famous swimming beaches, Bondi and Manly. Until the 1990s one could pinch a loaf (q.v.) in the Western Suburbs on Friday and be reunited to go swimming with it at Manly Beach on Sunday. 2) Since pipes were laid along the seabed away from the sewerage works, now areas in the ocean one or two kilometres off Sydney famous for the prolific, strange-tasting fish to be caught there.

Hostage negotiations: The measured release, on a case by case basis, and after due and diligent consideration, of stools from the anus.

Pinch a loaf: 1) engage in hostage negotiations. 2) Also famous grounds for transportation from England to somewhere immeasurably better. (An example of the compassion of 18th Century English justice lately revived by the Australian Ministry for Truth.)