Poos. We all do them (except Her Maj, of course). The trouble is, dropping Mr Brown and the kids off at the pool is nigh on impossible when youre enjoying the great outdoors. Yes, you can make like a bear and shit in the woods, but curling a log straight onto the ground feels a bit, well, dirty.
And on it goes – over the fold.
Comes with a fetching shoulder bag!
Enter, with a snigger, a nudge and a somewhat aghast face, the Shit Box. As you can see, this charmingly named creation is a lightweight portable cardboard toilet, made specifically for outdoor use. Available in two sizes, the 14 original and a smaller Little Jack version for nippers, its ideal forfestival fans, campers, Portaloo-less builders, fishermen and kids caught short on long journeys.
|Pop box||Unfold box||Fold and insert tabs|
|Turn around and insert stabiliser||Insert poo bag||Poop!|
Flat-packed, the Shit Box pops open to become a rigid but comfy loo into which you can drop your fudge, again and again, without making a mess or gassing everyone within a 5 mile radius. Thats because it comes with 10 biodegradable poo bags. Genius! Simply pop one inside, lay your cable, remove the whole shebang, tie up the bag and shove it in your best mates sleeping bag sorry, we mean dispose of it responsibly.
Enjoy the great outdoors, sitting on your throne!
Yes, we suppose you could hunt down the nearest fast food emporium for a quick McShit with lies but, as well as being unethical, its probably not as hygienic. Besides, ejecting a bum cigar in a restaurant is fraught with danger: no loo roll, weak flush, pebble-dashed bowl. You know the score. Plus the Shit Box doubles up as handy stool (forgive the pun) and comes in a rather fetching shoulder bagfor easy portability.
Great for festivals!
Okay, so squatting on a cardboard box isnt the most luxurious way to lose your Bungles fingers, but it certainly does the job when youre touching cloth in the middle of nowhere. To use the vernacular of todays festival goer, we think its the shit. By the way, if you think were trying to shoehorn in as many pooey euphemisms as possible, youd be right. But when a product is this brilliant, nothing we say is going to make a difference. Wed give it ten minutes if we were you