Melbourne and the body politic

A Club Troppo Research Project

In the Melbourne telephone directory, there are:

89 Head(s)

5 Neck(s)

13 Body(s)

1 Shoulder

14 Arms

69 Hand(s)

35 Finger(s)

52 Legg(s)

27 Foot(s)

1 Feet

6 Toe(s)

2 Heart(s)  – A Time Lord?

22 Lung(s)

13 Kidney(s)

No Stomach

1 Bowels

No Penis,  but 8 Cock(s)

222 Chin(s)  or 111 double Chins

99 Brain(s)

No Eyes, but 1 Eyewear – Sunglasses for sure

21 Ear(s)

No Mouth,  but 8 Tongue(s) and 15 Tooth(s)

And although it might be stretching it a little, this incredible creature speaks with One Voice.  (Provided we count the additional four Voices as just chattering away somewhere inside those 89 Heads)

This entry was posted in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink.
Subscribe
Notify of
guest
4 Comments
Oldest
Newest Most Voted
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Ken Parish
Admin
9 years ago

Having a quiet Sunday at home, Rex? Did you consider watching the footie instead of reading the phone book? Still, someone has to do the hard boring yards …

fxh
fxh
9 years ago

26 Bottoms

1 Bum

Ken Parish
Admin
9 years ago

There’s also 1 Sidebottom and 2 Longbottoms.

Time for the TV NRL game now.

Rex
Rex
9 years ago

Ken, Don’t knock the phone book. Although it is somewhat lacking in plot, it has more characters than the Lord of the Rings.