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Bad Customer Service

Delivered for your amusement – if not necessarily mine: :)

This conversation took around 15 minutes as I was working on other things.

Hi! You are now chatting with Sebastian

You:I’m buying your $45 mobile package – and porting my number

You:How will it be handled – will my existing service continue until I put in the new SIM?

You:Yoo hoo

Sebastian:I’ll be right with you.

Sebastian:Thank you for waiting. I’ll be with you in just a moment.

You:This isn’t much of a ‘live chat’ is it?

Sebastian:I’m sorry for the delay. I’ll be right with you.

You:Sure you will

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