Well folks after a gruelling (if largely imaginary) 24 hour period haggling with other Troppmeisters, I’m pleased to announce Troppo’s unanimous support for The Donald for President of the Greatest Country on Earth. We were locked in disagreement until we had it summed up by Sarah Palin in the video above. Essentially the whole group agreed that we need a leader who can kick ISIS’s arse. Is that asking too much? I mean they’re ripping our guys heads off for Chrissake.
And Donald Trump doesn’t just talk about it. He’s had a TV program in which he’s said “you’re fired” on numerous occasions. Capiche? It’s not theoretical, its real world experience. As you’ll see in the video, Mr Trump also backs up those tough words with real actions. When he says “you’re fired” he points his finger. I mean the only thing he doesn’t do is lift it to his mouth and blow off the smoke – but that’s because it would be imaginary smoke, and Donald Trump is a real world kind of guy. Imaginary smoke is for wusses.
Meanwhile as the Australian informs us
Earlier on Tuesday, Mr Trump received an endorsement from the daughter of movie star John Wayne. Standing in front of a life-size, rifle-toting model of the actor in full cowboy gear, Mr Trump accepted the endorsement of Aissa Wayne at the John Wayne Birthplace Museum in Winterset, Iowa. “America needs help and we need a strong leader and we need someone like Mr. Trump with leadership qualities, someone with courage, someone that’s strong, like John Wayne,” she said.
So, as Sarah Palin put it, “help is on the way”.