Here’s a list of buzzwords. I want to make a quick point. Note that there are very few ugly neologisms there – or even expressions that don’t have clear meanings. Most of the expressions have very clear meanings. Indeed, some of them are quite compelling That’s their point. The problem is different. Unfortunately, a lot of people think complaining about this stuff is the same as complaining about punctuation or grammar or that kind of stuff. I think the real problem is very different. It’s not even that loose use of expressions facilitates loose thinking, it’s that it facilitates a particular kind of loose thinking.
The problem is that, having been coined these expressions are taken up as if saying them makes what they assert true. For instance, I like the term ‘dovetail’. It captures precisely something very worthwhile – to have a very well articulated interface or relationship between two parts of a system. But of course once the word gets ‘traction’ as we say in the trade, everyone starts simply using it – we’ve got to ensure that finance and marketing dovetail well together. Yeah – sure. I recall one Great and Fearless Leader of mine frequently saying that we would “really think through” things creating all the affectations of thoroughness, rigour and self-awareness in our thinking, other than those qualities themselves.
So what’s happening here is not an aesthetic, but an ethical breach. As Adam Smith explained – though not using modern terms – culture is a public good to which we all contribute as we use and are part of it, or to use an excellent term of Aaron Maniam’s, it’s a ‘generative commons’.1 Such things are maintained by the ethical practice of the donors and beneficiaries of the commons – the carriers of the culture. So if the boss starts saying that we’re ‘really thinking things through’ when his whole purpose is to substitute the expression for the deed, then he’s degrading the culture, which is tied very closely to the capacity of the organisation to deliberate and act. It’s a much subtler affair, and as a result one needs much subtler methods to try to fight this kind of breach, but the breach itself is like unjust enrichment or breach of fiduciary duty.
Anyway, over the fold I thought I’d race through the words and colour code them. Red for ugly, dumb, buzzwords, blue for very useful clear and indeed compelling expressions.
At the end of the day we should reconsider baking into our work all buzzwords, but I know bandwidth is a challenge. We need more bench strength to allocate resources to build a straw man 2 for a new approach and create a dead on burning platform 3 that our change agents can drive across the change network.
We need to create a parking lot 4 of forbidden buzzwords and build the critical mass needed to make this change happen while cross-pollinating across companies. We need to organize a large scale data dump, orchestrate a buzzword deep dive 5 and create deliverables 6 that solve this issue in real time. 7
These deliverables must dove-tail with other work drilling down 8 into buzzword abuse, and we must drum up support for confronting the elephant in the room, 9 which is that we may not be prepared to do anything about it.
If we create a compelling elevator speech that fleshes out the challenges of buzzword abuse, we could gain traction in getting our arms around this, circle the wagons and get all of our ducks in a row to tackle the business buzzword gatekeepers. Then we could start fresh with greenfield communication.
It’s not impossible to harness the organic process across companies equipping buzzword abusers to hit the ground running with plain speak. That would hit the nail on the head.
We need to map this out because it is so on point, but I’m open to additional mindshare. I will never be out of pocket for the hard work required to make this paradigm shift. If we peel back the onion, we all have it in our power alleys to hit this head on, generate quick wins, and pick the low hanging fruit that will allow us to start speaking like normal people again.
It may be important to prepare a deck that puts a stake in the ground and outlines the case for change so no one could push back. This deck would be a robust road map which could become the sexy project everyone wants in on that would never become shelfwareor vaporware.
We’d even encourage scope creep as we sing from the same song sheet and socialize the plan across the corporate ecosystem about making this strategic pivot.
We need to talk live and not keep it to talking at the 20,000 foot level. We’ve got to tee upa way to think outside the box back to a time before buzzword thoughtware and ideationcontaminated our communication. Figuring out how these buzzwords didn’t create tissue rejection early on is outside of my wheelhouse, but it doesn’t mean we shouldn’t circle back and change it.
There is no turnkey solution. We need to touch base regularly to get on the same pageand continuously vector towards success on this value add initiative. People adoptionstrategies will be vital to make this mindset shift. It’s going to feel a lot like herding catsor even like getting Jell-O to stick to the wall, but if we take it one buzzword at a time and don’t try to boil the ocean, it might work.
If you see someone walking the halls abusing buzzwords, parachute in and get down to brass tacks, re-level set with them, and connect the dots so that together we can build a better mousetrap.
This won’t be easy because many of you already have too many balls in the air and too much on your plates. Even though you are wearing multiple hats, keep your focus so we get a win-win proposition (or at least a zero sum proposition) on this work thread.
We all know this is a sticky wicket, but we’ve got to attack this on the front lines at our offices. That’s where the rubber meets the road. Feel free to ping me with other ideas about how we can increase the footprint of plain speak being used across all industry spaces.
a lot of the words are not particularly odious.
Quite a few of the words and expressions are rather well crafted.
- 1. The only problem is that the term ‘commons’ implies something simple and physical – like a lake with fish in it – which is somehow unproblematically given, whereas I’d like to imply the notion of the progressive building of such an asset. But I can’t quite land the term. Generative edification is at least the name of the activity I’m after.
- 1. Traditional expression.
- 2. I’ve never heard this term used in a way that doesn’t give me the hebes, that’s because it’s used with rhetorical rather than analytical intent, but it’s a good compelling image of the circumstance it’s trying to capture – a do or die situation.
- 3. I’ve never heard this one.
- 4. I hate this expression with a passion. Invariably a ‘deep dive’ can be accommodated in a couple of hours!
- 5. A bit stupid, but a quite worthwhile neologism to draw attention to the idea of the transactions between layers of an organisation.
- 6. Ugly, but at least it’s intended to mean something.
- 7. Another pet hate, but does try to convey something I guess.
- 8. In my experience there are a lot of elephants about. I’ve been in rooms with woolly mammoths and mastodons. I was once in a room with a squadron of blue whales, but no-one was allowed to mention them.