I think I feel sick

Posted on June 7, 2003 by Ken Parish
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Emma Tom is in Darwin. Who else could visit Crocodylus Park and then write a column about croc penises (and croc sex in general)?

6 Comments

  1. Yobbo
    June 7, 2003

    Somebody push her in!

  2. Geoff Honnor
    June 7, 2003

    There was some filler news item during the week about a uni study into croc dental hygiene. Apparently there's more mortality from post-bite infection than the bite itself. The study was aimed at checking out the nature of the greebies in crocs' teeth in order to establish best-practice response. It occurred to me that the last thing that I'd be concerning myself about during a croc attack was whether it flossed or not...

  3. Dolly
    June 7, 2003

    There's practically nothing about croc penises here Ken. You own me.

  4. Tex
    June 7, 2003

    At least she's not writing essays on her tampons anymore

  5. Dolly
    June 7, 2003

    Did I say 'own'. Goodness gracious, actually, I meant 'owe', naturally, as a matter of fact. Thanks for asking. What did I do with my stockings? who took those WMDs? where's my mirror? Mummy ...

  6. Norman
    June 9, 2003

    Glad you cleared that up, Dolly. I'd begun thinking he was running a bordello.