Now that James has access to all the dirt - well everything that goes on in (quasi) government departments must be filed in the library, n'es pas ? - we'll all be much better informed.
Personally I'm pleased to see he has got a (nearly) real job, all he needs now is a haircut!
You've been talking to my mum, haven't you?
Wayne,
I thought you must be away or something. We've all been waiting for your learned rugby analysis. Are you still suffering from terminal depression or something?
Carn Woodsy, give it up - what's ya read on the Rugby ya bludger?
By the way, Wayne, you might like to know I did get a haircut, of sorts... the ends of my hair at the back have a profoundly annoying tendency, once it reaches a certain length, to curl back upwards, and it's a pest cos it will not straighten. So I snapped last night and applied a pair of scissors to the back of my head. Did a pretty good job too, under the circumstances.