The perils of teen stardom

Posted on June 23, 2004 by Ken Parish
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Shock! Horror! Mary-Kate has anorexia. But have a look for yourself. I reckon Ashley's even skinnier. I blame that prick Morgan Spurlock. These girls need to get biggest mobs of Maccas into them without delay.

6 Comments

  1. Yobbo
    June 23, 2004

    I'd still do 'em both.

  2. jen
    June 23, 2004

    One at a time? Both at once? They're only 18, - better do them together.

  3. Ken Parish
    June 24, 2004

    And only just 18 at that. Not much older than my daughter. If Sam went anywhere near her, I'd reach for the billy club, I reckon. Just as I would if that pathetic old, self-promoting pervert Germaine Greer went anywhere near my teenage son (if I had one).

  4. dj
    June 25, 2004

    They look like you'd break them if you even so much put your arm around them. Not healthy at all.

  5. Yobbo
    June 28, 2004

    In all seriousness, taking a second look at that picture, she is sickeningly skinny. Mind you, nothing that a few weeks spent at sizzlers wouldn't help.

    I'm not sure about the age rage, Ken. I'm 27, I don't really consider myself a dirty old man if I date a 19 or 18 year old. My mum and dad were married when she was 18 and he 24.

    From what I understand that wasn't terribly unusual in 1970, and even less unusual now. (well, getting married might be more unusual now, but a 24 year old seeing an 18 year old isn't).

    Out of respect for Ken though, I promise to refrain from dating his daughter until such time as he is too old and infirm to whack me with a billy club.

  6. parallel
    June 29, 2004

    All jokes aside, if she really does have anorexia, this can be pretty serious. Even with treatment the death rate is pretty high (around 20% from memory). They had a funeral last month at the school my girls attend - the daughter of a former headmaster, dead at 24.