Essential Holiday Reading

Posted on December 21, 2004 by Mark Bahnisch
Posted in Politics - international

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Just in case you were wondering if there was a "Single Girl's Guide to Dating Donald Rumsfeld" available on the Internet, Troppo can help you out. Read it here. It's worth the click.

15 Comments

  1. yellowvinyl
    December 21, 2004

    he really had the all american hunk boy thing going, didn't he? how old is the pic?

    that writer you linked to is savage fun...

  2. Amanda
    December 21, 2004

    Rummy kinda makes me laugh, it's a pity he uses his powers for evil. Nice lips.

  3. Mark Bahnisch
    December 21, 2004

    Pic is from 53, when he was at Princeton.

  4. Sedgwick
    December 21, 2004

    Rumsfeldstiltskin's legendary reverse Dorian Grey with doublepike and twist from the 10 metre board. Degree of difficulty - inestimable.

  5. James Farrell
    December 21, 2004

    'Nice lips'.

    A more vulgar version of last week's Geras-Masson game (you speculate whether you could marry a political enemy), is where everyone confesses which right-wing bastard they've ever had the hots for. I'm not volunteering to go second.

  6. James Hamilton
    December 21, 2004

    That sounds like a cool game. I've always fancied Vannessa Redgrave.

  7. Yobbo
    December 21, 2004

    Michelle Malkin.

  8. David Tiley
    December 21, 2004

    Boudiccea.

    Don't tell me she was a socialist?

  9. Mark Bahnisch
    December 21, 2004

    Alexandra Kerry - does she count as right wing?

  10. Sedgwick
    December 21, 2004

    I've got the hots for Edwina Currie, John Major's former dish on the side.

  11. Amanda
    December 22, 2004

    Well, I didn't say I exactly had the *hots* for Rummy. I will deny that til death. However. I did have a massive crush on John Anderson when I was 14, he is member for the neighbouring electorate (my MP was Ian Sinclair so you see my adolescent self had to look elswhere.)

  12. Nabakov
    December 22, 2004

    I'd have given that Barbara Amiel hussy a proper spanking in her younger days, before Conrad got his paws on her.

    And yes, Michelle Malkin, a pair of fur-lined handcuffs, a couple of jazz cigarettes, a bottle of absinthe and a feather duster would be a interesting evening in.

    Ollie Stone is now talking up a film project about the rumoured fling between Maggie Thatcher and Ronny Reagan. It could well be his first true horror movie since "The Hand". I doubt it's gonna be called "Natural Born Thrillers" though.

    JG Ballard once said Maggie was the first PM he could imagine sex with. But given he also wrote that story about Ronnie, I suspect it was Ballard just being Ballard.

  13. Mark Bahnisch
    December 22, 2004

    James, are you going to go eighth then?

  14. Mark Bahnisch
    December 22, 2004

    Incidentally, are James Carville and Mary Matalin the only prominent cross-ideological couple?

  15. yellowvinyl
    December 22, 2004

    I'd have to go with Boris de Pfeffel Johnson.