During yesterday's Constitutional Law lecture, I noticed that one of my students was quite distracted and continually fiddling with his mobile phone. I wasn't entirely surprised, because I was talking about section 109 inconsistency, which isn't the world's most rivetting topic.
Nevertheless, during the half-time break I asked him what was the matter. He explained that he had just received an email from a friend saying Wallabies halfback George Gregan had been arrested by French police, and he had been searching unsuccessfully using his Internet-enabled mobile phone looking for news stories about the incident. My curiosity provoked, I did a quick Google News search as well, but also found nothing. Then Greg read his email more closely and all was revealed ...

If it had been Gregan they'd have asked for his signature :)
They might have bashed Kelleher though.
Gregan has a coffee nook on the first floor of Macbank just for the employees (or he did have a couple of years ago). Occasionally he'd show up and pull coffees and sign autographs. I was amazed at his height (which is why the photo is funny I guess). He can make coffee though. Pity he lost the touch of mongrel he used to have about him on the field - part of the ageing process I suppose.
The French Police asked him to tackle a kiwi winger leaping to score a try just to prove the Gregan in the photograph is who he says he is.
and then backed it up by asking him to fell a stray ox :)