A Club Troppo Research Project
In the Melbourne telephone directory, there are:
89 Head(s)
5 Neck(s)
13 Body(s)
1 Shoulder
14 Arms
69 Hand(s)
35 Finger(s)
52 Legg(s)
27 Foot(s)
1 Feet
6 Toe(s)
2 Heart(s) - A Time Lord?
22 Lung(s)
13 Kidney(s)
No Stomach
1 Bowels
No Penis, but 8 Cock(s)
222 Chin(s) or 111 double Chins
99 Brain(s)
No Eyes, but 1 Eyewear – Sunglasses for sure
21 Ear(s)
No Mouth, but 8 Tongue(s) and 15 Tooth(s)
And although it might be stretching it a little, this incredible creature speaks with One Voice. (Provided we count the additional four Voices as just chattering away somewhere inside those 89 Heads)
Having a quiet Sunday at home, Rex? Did you consider watching the footie instead of reading the phone book? Still, someone has to do the hard boring yards ...
26 Bottoms
1 Bum
There's also 1 Sidebottom and 2 Longbottoms.
Time for the TV NRL game now.
Ken, Don't knock the phone book. Although it is somewhat lacking in plot, it has more characters than the Lord of the Rings.