It’s truth time for the Wallabies tomorrow night in Pretoria, the old Boer capital lying in the transitional area between the Highveld and the Bushveld, 50 km from Joburg in north-east South Africa. After an excellent start to the 2005 international season – with thrashings handed out to Samoa and Italy, followed by convincing victories over France and South Africa on our home turf – the Australians crashed in South Africa last week. Tomorrow night’s match should tell us whether this was a one-off Wallaby lapse in forbidding conditions, or whether the rugby brains-trust will have to seriously rethink before we can dream of taking the Bledisloe off New Zealand’s All Blacks, who have been in absolutely cracking form.
My confidence in the Australians is at a low-ebb, mainly because it’s impossible to follow the thinking of Coach Eddie Jones, who has made more bizarre team changes for tomorrow’s first big tri-nations test. Instead of urgently adding a recognised goal-kicker to the team, as I argued for over at Mark’s place after Matt Giteau failed for the third match in a row, our perennially losing Coach has dropped Stirling Mortlock – the only alternative goal-kicker to Gits! As if that decision was not baffling enough, he’s also selected Queenslander John Roe as a flanker in place of Rocky Elsom, who has not only been having a terrific season, but has also added height and stability to the line-out (it was only after Elsom was injured by a foul last week that the line-out fell apart). Why on earth we would reverse on having a tall blind-flanker is beyond me; and if we are going to reverse, why on earth we wouldn’t add the world-class perpetual motion of Phil Waugh is equally mystifying.
Still, hope springs, as it always will with players like Bernie Larkham and George Smith in your team, and it’s good to see the exciting Morgan Turinui getting a starting match. Let’s hope they stay off the booze tonight. Go the Wallabies!
Update: A shambolic Australian effort against an ordinary opposition saw the ‘Boks get up 22-16 in an entirely unsatisfying, see-sawing tri-nations opener. Coach Jones has again failed abjectly in an overseas campaign. Amid a sea of insane decisions, Jones replaced not only our main line-out man, Dan Vickerman, but also the hooker (who throws the ball in) in the dying phases, while the match was still in the balance, predictably resulting in crucial hand-overs that snuffed out the last desperate Wallaby hopes. Words fail …
Update on reflection for serious rugby fans: The Wallabies actually played well in the first half, going to the break ahead much more than the 13-11 score told, with finishing (and all that this involves, including managing professional fouls) costing up to four more tries. The mystery around the Wallaby form centres entirely on the second half performance. Under normal conditions, the ‘boks should have been promptly put away after the break. Why this didn’t happen is the $64 question.
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