Topalov 2 v Kramnik 3

Chess players are nothing if not temperamental.   The story so far – at least as I could be bothered learning about it is that:

  1. Topalov’s camp protested about the frequency with which Kramnik was going to the toilet(!)
  2. The officials seem to have required Kramnik and Topalov to use the same toilet.
  3. They locked Kramnik’s private dunny.
  4. Kramnik wasn’t happy about that and refused to play until they’d unlocked it.
  5. After his clock had run down by an hour he forfeited the game. With the white pieces too!   So there you go.

Who knows what will happen when the next game is scheduled tomorrow.

I wouldn’t fancy any of the players in the Australian weekend finals chances if they refused to play until their private toilet was unlocked.

7 thoughts on “Topalov 2 v Kramnik 3

  1. Well I’ll make a fool of myself. But happy to oblige on big events. (One can crib enough from good sites to cover one’s tracks these days. Perhaps I’ll pose as someone who can really play.)

  2. Actually Rafe (and anyong else who’s interested), let me tell you a family story. My paternal great grandfather Villi was on a night train (Probably in Austria or Hungary). He was in a cabin with another man who was sleeping and trying to pass the time asked the man if he played chess to which the man replied ‘yes’. He asked the man if he’d like a game to which he replied. “Yes – on three conditions”.

    1. We play for money
    2. I don’t come out from under this blanket but you tell me the moves you make and I’ll tell you my replies
    3. You tell me on which square you want me to mate you and with what piece.

    A game transpired in which Villi was beaten on the square with the peice he had nominated and the man had not come out from under the blanket.

    The man was Ksawery Tartakower. who is remembered for various opening variations that bear his name.

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