It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a Facebook page.

HT Kathy G.

Charles Bingley is renting a house in Hertfordshire!
Mrs. Bennet became a fan of Charles Bingley.
Kitty Bennet can’t stop coughing!!!
Charles Bingley is now friends with Mr. Bennet and Sir William Lucas.
11 of your friends are attending Assembly at Meryton.
Fitzwilliam Darcy is dreading this evening.

Etc

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2 Responses to It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a Facebook page.

  1. davebath says:

    Is the most “recent” entry at the top or the bottom? Reading the page (brilliant idea by the way) in the order that you read such feeds, that is bottom up, we seem that Elizabeth gets married to Darcy before being engaged, and then, despite being married, goes off to parties flirting with all and sundry.

    What a tart! And Darcy is no better.

  2. Jim Belshaw says:

    I loved this post. Very clever.

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