“T” isn’t just for Troppo. T is for Trump

Well folks after a gruelling (if largely imaginary) 24 hour period haggling with other Troppmeisters, I’m pleased to announce Troppo’s unanimous support for The Donald for President of the Greatest Country on Earth. We were locked in disagreement until we had it summed up by Sarah Palin in the video above. Essentially the whole group agreed that we need a leader who can kick ISIS’s arse. Is that asking too much? I mean they’re ripping our guys heads off for Chrissake.

And Donald Trump doesn’t just talk about it. He’s had a TV program in which he’s said “you’re fired” on numerous occasions. Capiche? It’s not theoretical, its real world experience. As you’ll see in the video, Mr Trump also backs up those tough words with real actions. When he says “you’re fired” he points his finger. I mean the only thing he doesn’t do is lift it to his mouth and blow off the smoke – but that’s because it would be imaginary smoke, and Donald Trump is a real world kind of guy. Imaginary smoke is for wusses.

Meanwhile as the Australian informs us

Earlier on Tuesday, Mr Trump received an endorsement from the daughter of movie star John Wayne. Standing in front of a life-size, rifle-toting model of the actor in full cowboy gear, Mr Trump accepted the endorsement of Aissa Wayne at the John Wayne Birthplace Museum in Winterset, Iowa. “America needs help and we need a strong leader and we need someone like Mr. Trump with leadership qualities, someone with courage, someone that’s strong, like John Wayne,” she said.

So, as Sarah Palin put it, “help is on the way”.

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3 Responses to “T” isn’t just for Troppo. T is for Trump

  1. I am and will always be Not Trampis says:

    I with you Nick, the logic is impeccable!

  2. wmmbb says:

    Beg to differ, Troppomeister, The Donald is planning to build a wall with one gate (or doorway) that block off the Mexican Invasion to be paid by Mexico. Now I know that in the case of John Wayne and the Alamo, 180 years ago this year on March 6, the boots were on the other feet. More than likely, the Mexicans will demand for dollars in compensation than provide pesos in payment.

  3. Nicholas Gruen says:

    Trust me wmmbb. It’s all very well about Mexico, but we need someone who can kick ISIS’s arse. Core metric for the Commander in Chief.

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