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Missing Link 2: the Darlene Edition

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    Once again, this isn’t skepticlawyer’s ML – it’s Darlene Taylor’s. Enjoy.

Welcome to Missing Link 2: The Darlene Edition. Almost as good as Basic Instinct 2, but without the aged sex symbol. This time I have busyness rather than technophobia to use as an excuse for lateness. Hey, whatâs a day or two between maaaates? Of course, a Saturday Link should be a sensible size because I know you all have more interesting things to do on the weekend like watching grass grow or reading the Financial Review. Iâd like to first put in a plug for the Journal of Knot Theory and Its Ramifications. While I donât think youâll find many articles about the decomposing corpse of Anna Nicole Smith in ‘Knot’, the very intelligent Sacha Blumen may have an article published in it soon.

Itâs the Economy, Stupid

Thanks to S Lawyer for suggesting to me the post you will find by hitting this link. It is about water, governments and other things. Have a look. Ms Lawyer has a very interesting post about evil on Catallaxy.

News and Politics

Steve from Opinion Dominion hits the nail on the noggin with his analysis of KRâs response to ‘The Burke Affair’:

I reckon the damaging thing about Kevin Ruddâs performance under pressure yesterday and today is his psychological reaction – the glum face, the look of a good boy who knows he really does deserve the scolding, the extra blinking on his Sunrise appearance this morning, the depressed sounding voice etc.

According to Taylor, Darlene and not Steve from Opinion Dominion: 

While Howard always looks like a cranky old coot with sunburn when things are not going his way, KR appeared to be as nervous as an ethnic on the beach at Cronulla at his press conference this week. Not a good look, Kev. 

Shock, horror and gasp, Andrew Landeryou thinks Burke aka ‘Mate, Iâve got this mate who’s got a mate who needs your support, maaaate’ is a victim of persecution akin to that suffered by a man imprisoned by the Nazis. Well, thatâs what heâs implying by using the words of Pastor Martin Niem¶ller. Landeryou argues:

In this ugly campaign of vilification against Burke we are seeing the very worst aspects of human nature, a government agency out of control using draconian powers in a scandalous and partial manner and the creation of a new standard: anyone with a criminal conviction is unable to lobby a public official of any kind. This presumably means The Age’s Lawrence Money – a man convicted of the criminal offence of child endangering – is going to be banned from dealing with politicians.

Hmmm, seemingly Burke is allowed to be forgiven but not Mr. Money. First they came for The Age journalists, and then they came (well, you know the rest).

Apparently, people on planes can buy ‘carbon offset credits’ as a way of making up for the damage aircraft do to our planet. Go figure!!! In any instance, only a raving feral or a RWDB would think anyone can depend on a yak for their travelling needs these days, environmentalist or not. Tim Blairâs thrilled to learn of this headline:

Bob Brown uses frequent flyer points to go to Earth Summit

Frankly, I have no idea whether global warming exists or not (a double major in politics has equipped me for nothing more than being a smartarse); however, I challenge anyone to think you can be a federal politician and not accrue frequent flyer points.

Will J F Beck agree with Blair? Only time will tell.

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Monday Missing Link (well, nearly)

Oh my gawd, itâs my first edition of Missing Link: Lighter, sillier and undoubtedly ridiculous. A bigger edition of Missing Link will appear later this week for your reading pleasure or otherwise. Thanks to Ms S Lawyer for her brilliant effort over the weekend. ‘Oh I wish I was a lawyer with braids in my hair.’ Thanks to everybody else for enduring my technophobia. This was supposed to appear yesterday, but Iâm an idiot, Iâm a nong bramaxine.gifin (to the tune of ‘Creep’ by one of those wimpy English bands).

News and Politics

Maxine, youâre not the only one to take the whole world on:

Tigtog from Larvatus Prodeo thinks Maxine McKew is in with a real shot to win the seat of Bennelong, and that the ALP is a real goer in general. According to Mr/Ms Tog, ‘there’s a deep, deep dissatisfaction emerging from the national subconscious’ in relation to the Howard Government. Does a ‘national subconscious’ exist and is it going all the way with KR?

Andrew Landeryou makes the following point about Ms McKew:

If she runs there, she won’t win but it’s certainly trouble causing and that’s the faction we’re in here at the OC so it has our two-fingers of approval from that point of view.

Errr, I couldnât have put it better myself. Anyway, Mr. Landeryou reminds his readers that Julia Irwin, a woman who seems to be to the left of Fidel Castro, is still alive, politically speaking.

Guy from Polemica comes off like a character from Team America: World Police in his post about Ms McKew. Language, Guy. Heâs very positive about her running for the aforementioned seat of Bennelong:

This is a time for taking up the fight to the government while it is still wobbling around incoherently, giddy with blows from a seemingly revitalised Opposition.

Fuck yeah, Guy.

Alex White from Stoush spells Peter Garrettâs name wrong, but is also happy with Ms McKewâs intentions. It wasnât Mr. Whiteâs aim, but when he tells us that ‘Not Happy, John’ is going to raise its ugly mug again, he reminds us that caution in determining a winner might be a good thing. If Jon Valder is going to carry on like a pork chop once more, well, expect John to be a little happy. Little happy little John.

Graham Young from Ambit Gambit has a different view of the McKew-Bennelong relationship than the other blogs I chanced to look at yesterday. While everyone else thinks John Howard aka âLittle happy little John❠should be shivering in his size 6 pants about Ms McKew, Mr. Young believes her presence is a bonus for the Prime Minister. He sees shades of the allegedly arrogant Keating period in the Rudd team:

As yet there is little to indicate what the Rudd government will do, but we have an inkling of what it will be like. It will consist of ‘A’ listers looking straight down their noses and TV cameras and telling us all what is good for us – a replay of the Keating government. Get ready for the ‘Queen Bee’ state.

Mmm, if the Tories can make the Keating slur stick it could change the current state of affairs.

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